Dad, you're funny

So I came home early because of a really bad cramp. See, it's the time of the month.
My parents were heading out when I got home. Later in the day, my dad called me on the phone.

"Hey, how are you doing over there? Did you take any medicine for that cramp?"

 "It's alright. I'm using hot water bottle. I don't usually take medicine for this because I don't want to depend on drugs to ease the pain"
 

"Oh, just calling to check on you."

"Awww, that's so sweet dad. Thanks for calling."

"Let me know if you're dying."

LOL!