I asked my dad a question, "Dad, do you sometimes wish that you have more kids?"

He replied, "No, I didn't want to have more than 2 kids."

Mom said, "If we have more kids now, I think we'll still be in New York and we won't be moving to this new house."

Then, dad threw me a question, "How many kids do you want to have?"

I replied, "Depends how much money I have and how many kids I can afford."

LOL.

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom." - Bob Hope